girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
(Source: life-ning)
staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body
“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
owo:
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok…
those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive







